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Hey Shitheads. I think it's time I mentioned quality b3tans again.
That usually starts off debate, or at least something interesting.


Baldmonkey has been ace lately, as has Gilgamesh. He doesn't bow to cliques, I think he holds himself above you all equally.
GMoS and RR always deliver better internet, just like Badger.


You can't ignore Friz lately because he's been incredibly popular with you people.
Everybody knows Friz, and with the growing fat unrest towards Friz, this is a sure-fure sign he is becomming very much a central figure on /talk.
I also like Dave Trouser.


What are your views on excellent b3taring in the past month?
No misery, please. I of course can't name everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
HELLO, CAPTAIN GEORDIE

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
That's not true.
I didn't mention 90nz0, and he's in all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
But he's so fluffy
I love Gonz to bits, I think he would be the b3tan I would defend the most in a fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
He looks like a sex-offender version of Pob

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
Really?
But he talks so much shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
he's lovely is gonz
he loves everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
This is very true.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
He still talks great piles of shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
I heard that being said in a shouty loud Oirish accent.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
Esme: defender of truth and sensetalking on b3ta

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
CLIQUECLIQUECLIQUEetc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
Is this spot the leg?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
my mum used to play spot the ball thingy that folk did with the pools
and she had a stamp that had 100 crosses on it so she didn't have to draw them all in where she thought the ball was.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
That's a good idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
No one has particularly stood out for me.
I mean, glued eel is consistent of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
I think the signal to noise ratio is way out of whack
baldmonkey and friz can come up with some fantastic stuff, but you really have to crawl through a tonne of shit, most of it their own, before you get to it.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:54, archived)
I'm going to say that Badger has gotten a bit worse as time has gone on.
JackAction is certainly one to watch, and Lightguy is one of my personal favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
I would agree with most of that.
glued eel is consistent, as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
I have a list I store in my head.
www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/movie-uk-c02eef397d8619a9abd55a994db260fd.html
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
best one ever

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
HAHA

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
I DID THAT VERY OFFENSIVE JOKE AGAINST MYKEY ONCE!
I'm suing. I'll see YOU in court!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
Really.
I didn't realise he was a pederast.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)
I thought you were beyond wobbling.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
I still hold the view that Lightguy is one of the best people on here.
Him and mongy.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
I like Gonzo, when he has his wordy phases.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
how many hats do you have?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
Loads.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
Roaneah

(Glomp Fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)

lol
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
Fuck all that, fuck this, and fuck you, Jammers
you fat sack of misery and whinge
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 21:59, archived)
CHIN UP!
Punch a nerd!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
I think you are pandering too much towards Friz at current Jammy.
The wobblies may get all upset if you show favouritism.
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
Friz HAS been great lately, though..
He's improved in many areas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:00, archived)
I agree.
I used the power of MATHS to calculate that Friz has improved by precisely 37.2%.

Where would we be without MATHS?
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:04, archived)
How oversized is Friz's face?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)
It is bigger than the population of Japan.

(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:09, archived)
I have no strong opinions

(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Mon 20 Jul 2009, 22:01, archived)