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Missed it
although I can honestly say that I have yet to meet a German woman that I would, so I'm curious.

Edit: Untrue, I've just remembered one. My apologies to anyone offended.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:21, archived)

she's not the best looking of women perhaps
but her spirit for adventure and lack of fear and willingness to rise to a challenge make me want her (just the once, I have a cunning plan)
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Enigmatic ™ Voice No More ©, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Who was she?

Edit: and there are some very very physically attractive German woman, I just wouldn't.
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:23, archived)

Sabine Bayer
not arf bad for a blond Teuton

www.bmwm5.com/articles/germany2/sabine/4.jpg

Edit. I think it's Sabine Schmitz now, married some other German Nürburgring nutter.
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Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:39, archived)

Whilst on a stag do in Hamburg, I taught
a german lady to speak welsh. She was going around asking my friends to'Llandudno' (Buy me a pint) and Gwasenethau (May I borrow your lighter). I do not speak welsh.
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

You cheeky scamp.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

Excellent!
We told some Norwegian girls that our friend who had just gone to the toilet was called Dick Head. They took this to be one word and called him Dickhead all night to his annoyance.
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I too once tricked a foreigner,
with hilarious consequences.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

You worked at New York City Air Traffic Control until September 2001
AICMFP
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Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:33, archived)

You'll be telling me you went to bed with a real lady next
you wag.
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