Avast!
And: Why?

Please tell me it's the new summer fashion...
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

conjunctivitis
and reading makes my eye ache so the doctor told me to get a patch at the chemist
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

I did that
Except that I looked stupid with a Nicorette patch over my eye

Made me dizzy and sick too
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

Eeek
I had really bad conjunctivitis when I was little.
Both of my eyes just crusted up.
I seem to remember there were some painful but helpful eye drop type things.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

I have antibiotic eyedrops
but I have a really nasty case of tonsilitis and this conjunctivitis seems to be as potent
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Arseviolins
Poor you.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)