yaar!
Oi now 'ave an oi-patch

unfortunately it's white and not black and it hasn't got Cap'n Jack Sparrow behind it
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:24, archived)

Yarrrr!!
Fancy shivering me timbers?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

I had no idea you had a wooden leg
are you coming out to play tonight?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

Possibly
What time?
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)

I'mm collecting mighty badger off the train
around 7.30 and taxiing from there to the pub. Teviot Moose should be around by 8pm and Dekazer thinks that's all far too early so she'll be along later on (though it's not going to be a late night for the rest of us)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

Possibly
I'll be driving though
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Avast!
And: Why?

Please tell me it's the new summer fashion...
(Nothing to see, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

conjunctivitis
and reading makes my eye ache so the doctor told me to get a patch at the chemist
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:29, archived)

I did that
Except that I looked stupid with a Nicorette patch over my eye

Made me dizzy and sick too
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:30, archived)

Eeek
I had really bad conjunctivitis when I was little.
Both of my eyes just crusted up.
I seem to remember there were some painful but helpful eye drop type things.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:32, archived)

I have antibiotic eyedrops
but I have a really nasty case of tonsilitis and this conjunctivitis seems to be as potent
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:37, archived)

Arseviolins
Poor you.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:41, archived)

Have you had a cock/eyeball interaction?

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

iPatch
4,000 dubloons in your chest.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:27, archived)

Paint a red cross on it
Be Elle Driver à la Kill Bill Vol. 1.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:28, archived)