Owen Wilson.
A face you wouldn't get sick of slapping?
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:44, archived)

I like him, slightly, if it's dark, and I'm dead

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:45, archived)

is this about necrophilia?

( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

I don't know, but it's awfully squishy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

Aaahh! Necrophilia
Its dead good
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:52, archived)

This
have at you! cunt!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

who?

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:46, archived)

a man from holywood
with floppy hair
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

Quentins son
used to be Victor Meldrew
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:48, archived)

The sort of bloke
who should only open his mouth to change cocks.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:47, archived)

fmfmfmfphphp
wha..?

fmpnmpmphphphhhh
( Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:56, archived)

You shouldnt talk with your mouth full
you'll leave tooth marks on his glans
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 14:57, archived)