Paris is the shittest place in all the world
Had the unfortunate pleasure of being in Charles De Gaulle airport on Friday.

Dirty, stinking, disorganised, toilet of a place.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)

Most overrated city in Europe
and it's full of dog poo.

Nice tower though.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:40, archived)

That isn't dog poo
Its probably man poo
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:41, archived)

They dont have men in France
Just effete, chain smoking wankers
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

Frog poo

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:42, archived)

I'll be buggered
if I go to gay pari
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)

On a lighter note
Was returning the rental car, and I jumped in front of this Merkin couple who were farting about unpacking luggage.

The guy says to his wife, "Thats typical of these French ignorant bastards. Just jump in front of everyone not giving a damn about manners. What a fucking impolite clown"

So I dont say a word, until I hear him say to his wife, "How do we get to Terminal 2B". I, calm as you like, say "You follow that underpass over there and go up the stairs"

His face was a picture.
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:44, archived)

ha!
Bon!
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:48, archived)

You rude harlequin!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)