Common mistake there
Not all Southerners are Londoners.

London is not the entire south of England.

There are people in Cornwall and Dorset who are just as shit thick and inbred and prone to sheep molestation as any Northerner.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:50, archived)

'When I'm travelling down to London, I stop off at Birmingham to get used to less friendly people.'
/Mrs. Merton
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:53, archived)

Ooh, and the Isle of Wight!
*puffs out chest proudly*
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:54, archived)

A gene pool shallower
than Paris Hilton
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Watch it,
or I'll get Uncle Dad to beat you up.
Those extra fingers give him a hell of a right hook.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:57, archived)

right hook good time when masturbating
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)

So my gripe
I regularly fly through Heathrow and I think I can count on one hand how many people who work there are actually English. (and when I mean English, I'm talking about who can speak English and have been born in England)
( Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:55, archived)

Would you want to work in Middlesex
for shit money ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 15:58, archived)

Working in a county that doesn't even exist?
Yeah, that would suck.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

What happened to it then ?
Al Qaeda ?

No, they'd only be killing their own if they targeted anywhere around Heathrow
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)