she wants a pink cake
so I'm compromising with pink marbling
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

mr kipling does a cracking cherry bakewell.
and could save you hours in which you could do something less devestatingly domestic.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

no no no
the best birthday cakes are made by your mum, you can't have a cherry bakewell as a birthday cake! philistine.
( Fergburger, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

this
I loved the birthday cakes my mum used to make, and bought cakes just don't have that delicious crunchy top under the icing

I will also be experimenting with making pink butter icing using Crusha
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)

this makes me know that at the age of 28
i am at least 15 years off the possibility of having kids.

"daddy, will you help me blow out my candles?"
"do it your fucking self, i'm playing poker with the boys. and don't piss yourself tonight as i'm having a threesome with your mum and her bisexual friend and i don't want interruptions from a piss-drenched little shit like you".
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

when *was* the last time you had a threesome
that wasn't in your head?
( blinder back for good, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

never
but at aged 43, the ruined old crones will be gagging for it.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:22, archived)

We all clubbed together so JV could have her sprog's party,
so who reckons we should all chip in to provide dorty bib with a couple of semi-lesbotic hookers?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:25, archived)

sounds good
can i have a slice please? wrapped up in a piece of kitchen roll in a party bag with a little toy and some sweeties and a balloon? can i, can i, can i, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase?

/5 year old
( Fergburger, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)