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A fighter plane jsut went overhead
but I couldn't see it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)
Don't worry,
you'll be blind from the nuclear explosion in a couple of seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:09, archived)
There is a helicopter
hovering over the railway line behind my house...its doing my head in now and I've run out of things to spell on the roof outside my window for it...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)
draw a giant H
in a circle.

then stand back and watch the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:11, archived)
we get tonnes of helicopters round here
army one, police ones, red ones. We're also in the Gatwick flightpath.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)
speaking of which
one's just appeared behind my house. It's one of those ones that looks very small, but isn't
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)
it's just far away

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
*runs around making aeroplane noises*

(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:12, archived)
*checks out your undercarriage*
*dumps fuel*
(I helped save b3ta! Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
It's one of those new CIA invisible planes
designed by Elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
One's just gone over here too
They must be up to something
(I helped save b3ta! GatheredCrustacean, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:14, archived)
Where are you?
If we coordinate our efforts, we can make a giant mirror and shoot one down with SOLAR ENERGY
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
4 MINUTE WARNING

(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
*fills bath with sandbags*
*stuffs tin opener up chimney*
*whitewashes cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:18, archived)
Don't forget to get to a school
and hide under a desk, they're impenetrable
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
When I was 11
a friend's father sat us down to watch When The Wind Blows. I didn't sleep for about a month :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
That's on my "Films I Really, Really Want To See" list
possibly first.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
Don't watch it
with any children, trust me :D

How's the flat hunt going?
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
meh
I wrote down some phone numbers from ads in a newsagent's window, which was enough strenuous activity for one day.
I will see if I can persuade a still-living-with-parents friend to move in with me and make it cheaper, otherwise I might have to wait for a payday or two to roll round.

And I'm off out now - probably see you in the pub later.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
Aye
I'll be around from 9ish :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
sellafield is on amber alert

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
I'm on yellow alert

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 11 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)