I thought that was a flounce list.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

General failures work well.
Cheers.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

I please EVERYBODY.
Even through my ALLEGED failures.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:47, archived)

This is making it better.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:48, archived)

Is it, though? Is it really?
It probably is.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

I think it is pretty obvious to everyone
That this is no "alleged" failure. It is, most definitely, an actual failure.
If I was a school teacher writing your report I would have to use the phrase "must try harder"
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Posh people don't get jobs as school teachers, though.
They don't need low income jobs.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:52, archived)

Which is why I have used the phrase "If I was a school teacher"

( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:53, archived)

And if you were proper posh
you'd have said "If I were a school teacher."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:54, archived)

Dear Sir,
Please accept my profuse apologies for the incorrect formation of my sentence. Indeed, you are correct in your assertion that I should have used the word "were" instead of "was".

However, it has reached such an hour in the eve that I no longer concern myself with such trivial matters. Had you caught me earlier in the day I may not have made such a grave grammatical error.

Sincerest apologies, once again.
( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

You are clearly no posher than Victoria Beckham.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

She knows Leeds
therefore she has been to Leeds
therefore she is not really posh.
QED.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

There is a reason why my sig is "apparently"

( Posh Girl apparently, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

I often get told I talk posh
load of bollocks, if you ask me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)