Thanks to FoldsFive finding a supermarket selling it early, we've
been playing Beatles Rock Band tonight. It's been great fun, but it's hard not to sing the harmonies when you're the only singer.
I thought I'd get this in early, to prevent FF from posting it, even though he actually bought the game. I HATE HIM, you see.
( Druid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)

played it ages ago
i like the mission where you break into George Harrison's house and stab him
( scott,, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:50, archived)

I was hoping for a mission where you had to replace Paul, and make the others believe you were him
by doing ever more convincing 'thumbs up's
( Druid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)

I hate him too.
I think everyone does, to be honest.

I love you though.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:51, archived)

Stop picking on FoldsFive just because he is older than the average user on here.
It's typical of you, Limey. Always hating the older b3t...oh, wait. Sorry. My mistake!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

Age is just a number innit.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

Yep, subtract that number from 85 and that's how long before he's likely to snuff it.

( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:08, archived)

Very helpful.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:16, archived)

I'm like a more Yorkshire version of Sesame Street.

( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:24, archived)

I'm cross.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:47, archived)

I think you'd make a good sea-dog. I think you'd be
a master of the Bosun's chair.
( Druid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

I don't geddit.
But I do know what a Bosun's chair is...
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

I've got no idea where that came from myself, so don't fret.

( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)

I'm not really a fan of The Beatles or Rock Band, sorry.
They're both massively overrated.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)

I thought you were nice when I met you.
I hate you so much now.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

I like the bit where you hold a guitar shaped controller and press one if its buttons.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:56, archived)

JackAction. Is it true that you harbour small mammals in your grumpy headskinfolds only to release them
to their certain death during the winter?
( Druid, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

You know broadsword docked roaneah, right?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)

It's basically where one man puts his foreskin over the end of another man's penis.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)

that sounds antisemitic
and btw i think your list is possibly the best thing i have read on talk evah.

*reads some more*
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

and slowly digests them?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

Did he ever top himself?
Haven't seen him post since he said he was going to.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:02, archived)

He and SexFace entered into a suicide pact but SexFace dropped out at the last minute.
The last minute.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

Ah man, seems I missed a top night.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)

typical. here for ages and the one night you do someting offline...

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:10, archived)

I like SexFace
I think he gets a bad wrap
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:05, archived)

Yeah, some other guy's foreskin around his bell end.

( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)

i spoke to him on another site a few days ago
he seemed alive
( scott,, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:06, archived)

youporn?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)

Or are we talking about broadsword?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:13, archived)

broadsword was here a couple of hours ago, so no.

( scott,, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:14, archived)

the opinion that the beatles are overrated is overrated

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:57, archived)

lots of people like the Beatles but you don't
so expect lots of disparaging comments telling you your opinions are 'wrong'
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:58, archived)

Lots of people also like cats.
These people are clearly absolutely fucking mental.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:01, archived)

cats are shit
as endorsed by Derek Monte since 1979
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)

Agreed

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

Then I recommend
that you don't by this game.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:36, archived)

It won't be long until Rock Band: Mark Chapman is available as DLC

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:54, archived)

When I have money, I will visit and we will sing beautiful* harmonies




*disclaimer: Harmonies may not be beautiful at all
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 8 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)

I gave up drumming as Ringo part way through, lobbed the drumsticks and smacked the pads
with my hands, like a grumpy old man who doesn't want to sign autographs.
( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

Q. Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?
A. He's not even the best drummer in the Bealtes
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:30, archived)

Out of curiosity
do you play the drums?

I am conducting a sort of survey.
( Mystery_Bob, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:39, archived)

I like Guitar Hero and Rock Band
but a Beatles version doesn't sound like a challenge

Then again trying to match Lars Ulrich's shitty drums on the Metallica Guitar Hero was toooo much of a challenge
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:00, archived)

It's all easy, it's about singing Beatles songs and doing harmony parts
and playing the guitars or drums at the same time.
( Druid, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:03, archived)

I wish I gave that a go. Would ruin all my years of hard work, trying to follow his out of time double bass.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:04, archived)

I've never played Rock Band but my friend is getting it for Christmas so I imagine I'll be suckered into it eventually
I only know how to play wii bowling. Anything else is too complicated.
Especially golf...when drunk...
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 9 Sep 2009, 0:35, archived)