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i have started this
i will contribute some more
because i am bored.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:48, archived)
Im wondering if
it is possible to chat
only in haiku?
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:49, archived)

it seems quite likely
and neither too difficult
its really quite fun
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:50, archived)

i just can't do it
haikus fucking escape me
it really is hard
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 21:56, archived)

You need large vocab
And a thesaurus at hand
To write good haiku
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

Or you can just cheat
By cutting the ends of words
Like "vocabular"
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:15, archived)

Oops, broke the chevron...
Better write a haiku here
before they notice
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:17, archived)

now its not that hard
we have a haiku chevron
although not that big
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:01, archived)

looks like one more here
should do the job and behold
the beauty of it
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:02, archived)
ruin this chevron
with haiku stylee i must
now it looks buggered
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:22, archived)

you're a fucking cunt
to hell with the lot of you
i don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:28, archived)
you're bumsexual
and have a pooey face too
The chevron did rule.
(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:30, archived)
but now it is poo?

(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:31, archived)
poo on a shoe.

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Tue 24 Aug 2004, 0:34, archived)
Certainly beyond fixing now
They'll be more though
(I helped save b3ta! Deebster, Tue 24 Aug 2004, 2:41, archived)
only gayers read old posts

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:22, archived)
then your all gay
AICMFP
(Human, Mon 16 Jan 2006, 22:32, archived)

more money needed
to fund my new computer
I'll have to work more
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 22:05, archived)