i need to buy some new bait, i'm all out

( mongychops, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:03, archived)

isn't it the wrong season for fishing now?
ie:- too cold
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)

Pike fishing

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)

He goes tramp fishing with a Hertz frankfurter tied to a broom.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)

nah, it just gets a bit harder, the skill is more in finding the carp as they move about less

( mongychops, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:16, archived)

I plunge my face into the water, and pull my best 'Doom Face' and they all come swimming towards me and toss themselves onto the lake bank, hoping to get a slice of sweet, sweet love.
They I go up to each one and make them kiss my penis before tossing them back, like some sort of reverse Rex Hunt.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm now singing
'I'm all outta bait' to the tune of 'I'm all out of love'. Sad times, Barry.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:08, archived)

Oh, you bastard.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 15:11, archived)