it's perfectly normal cake cake

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

So what's the point of asking if we prefer a delicious baked treat to the cessation of all sensation?
Are you some sort of cunt?

What's next - cuddle a kitten or get AIDS? Have chocolate pressed into your mouth by voluptuous dryads or get raped by a zombie Nazi with bees in his mouth and when he says 'ACHTUNG!' he yells bees at you? Do a crossword or eat the crossword then do a sick then eat the sick then do a poo then eat the sickpoo then die and be autopsied and explode and make a mess of crosswordy sickpoo all over the walls?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

Totally clicking this.
Bob Todd just srsly pwnt u.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

you remind me of the generic little scrawny twat that hides behind someone in an argument
too afraid to stand his own ground, but who wants to seem hard and pokes his head out every now and again and goes yeahhhh!

are you one of those people? i really think you are.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

You just remind me of a bitter cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

you remind me of mike woz ere

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

'Wahhhh my obscure reference to something was not well recieved by all wahhhh"
"time to break from my wacky mould and be more of a prick, wahhhhhhhh"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

you're a tit
you bore me now
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)

lol what about jam though eh?
That's vaguely related to a comedian isn't it?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)

that post Go fuck yourself by slamming your face up your annoying ass, you annoying ass!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

it's a reasonably well known eddie izzard sketch
but feel free to continue making yourself seem ignorant
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

You're like those students who spoil the impeccable timing of the Pythons by reciting the lines just before they get delivered.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

that's not got much spam in it

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yeah!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

I clicked
because there was so much poo.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)