cake or death?

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)

Death cake.
With my 'special' icing.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Angel cake of death

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

I may make it a russian roulette cake
Only one piece will have the fatal icing and it will be served on a lazy susan.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

Is it a normal cake or some sort of doom cake that means we get death either way?

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

FINE IGNORE ME YOU CUNTRAG

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

it's perfectly normal cake cake

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

So what's the point of asking if we prefer a delicious baked treat to the cessation of all sensation?
Are you some sort of cunt?

What's next - cuddle a kitten or get AIDS? Have chocolate pressed into your mouth by voluptuous dryads or get raped by a zombie Nazi with bees in his mouth and when he says 'ACHTUNG!' he yells bees at you? Do a crossword or eat the crossword then do a sick then eat the sick then do a poo then eat the sickpoo then die and be autopsied and explode and make a mess of crosswordy sickpoo all over the walls?
( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

Totally clicking this.
Bob Todd just srsly pwnt u.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

you remind me of the generic little scrawny twat that hides behind someone in an argument
too afraid to stand his own ground, but who wants to seem hard and pokes his head out every now and again and goes yeahhhh!

are you one of those people? i really think you are.
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

You just remind me of a bitter cunt.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

you remind me of mike woz ere

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

'Wahhhh my obscure reference to something was not well recieved by all wahhhh"
"time to break from my wacky mould and be more of a prick, wahhhhhhhh"
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

you're a tit
you bore me now
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:46, archived)

lol what about jam though eh?
That's vaguely related to a comedian isn't it?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)

that post Go fuck yourself by slamming your face up your annoying ass, you annoying ass!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

it's a reasonably well known eddie izzard sketch
but feel free to continue making yourself seem ignorant
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)

You're like those students who spoil the impeccable timing of the Pythons by reciting the lines just before they get delivered.

( Bob Todd whee, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

that's not got much spam in it

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

Yeah!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)

I clicked
because there was so much poo.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:26, archived)

I'd like the third invisible option of fuck of Mortal Wombat.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

i liked his jailbait posts, they were great

( mongychops, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

yeah i'm totally the new/old wifeb3ta
i expect
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)

steady, didn't you get kicked for posting rude shit?

( mongychops, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

i think you have the wrong chap old chap

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

Yeah there's probably something redeemable about him.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

what's with all this fuck mortal wombat business
have you turned gayer on me
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

You've brought it on yourself.
What with all these new threads you keep starting people can't help but pass judgement on you. And due to the fact a lot of your new threads are shit and plentiful, it's only natural to assume that you too are shit. You should maybe take a back seat for a while.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

maybe you should stop thinking you're the saviour of the fucking internet
and go stick a jar or mustard up your arse
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)

how about a jar of mustard?

( weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

are you deliberately trying to get on 'the list'?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)

the list THE LIST
( weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)

Quite.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

Maybe you should stop posting dull shit every 5 minutes you crave attention and fuck off.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

maybe you should stop being a dull shit
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)

This feels like a trick question.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Sex.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Sexcake, if necessary.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)

Who's seriously going to say death?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

i don't really like cake, it's a tough call

( mongychops, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

You.
Stop playing single player so I can whoop you on free-for-all.

I'd invite you but if you're in a game I don't like to.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)

i'm still shit at it, i get lost, lol

( mongychops, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:42, archived)

Ach that's what happens though.
It all comes together in the end.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)

Death
fuck you Maffers, cake is for the weak
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

I'll eat cake on your grave you shit.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)

no
that's cake on death
( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

i have a fatal cake allergy

( scott,, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:26, archived)

I suffer from cake retention

( moohalaa, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:27, archived)

i know
i just watched that video
( scott,, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

ah, being on camera puts on four stone anyway.
:(
( moohalaa, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)

how many cameras were on you?
/Friends joke (c)1994
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)

i'm only kidding.
seriously though mate, don't stand too close to Tom. If you squint it looks like a number ten.
( scott,, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)

I bet you're still smarting that hexachordal managed to corral you into his terrible music video.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)

You'd chance it though.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

unlucky

( Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)

yeah, I'm allergic to fatal cakes too

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)

Cake
But I tend to suffer from cake retention, much like Mooey.

Fuck, if I'm not careful I'll end up like Mikey.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

Could I have a nice pasta salad instead.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)

Oooh, I like a nice pasta salad I do.

( Druid, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:51, archived)

death
no wait.. cake THEN death...
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)

death by cake
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK4iR_stpoo
( weaver., Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)