I may make it a russian roulette cake
Only one piece will have the fatal icing and it will be served on a lazy susan.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
Only one piece will have the fatal icing and it will be served on a lazy susan.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
Is it a normal cake or some sort of doom cake that means we get death either way?
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
So what's the point of asking if we prefer a delicious baked treat to the cessation of all sensation?
Are you some sort of cunt?
What's next - cuddle a kitten or get AIDS? Have chocolate pressed into your mouth by voluptuous dryads or get raped by a zombie Nazi with bees in his mouth and when he says 'ACHTUNG!' he yells bees at you? Do a crossword or eat the crossword then do a sick then eat the sick then do a poo then eat the sickpoo then die and be autopsied and explode and make a mess of crosswordy sickpoo all over the walls?
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
Are you some sort of cunt?
What's next - cuddle a kitten or get AIDS? Have chocolate pressed into your mouth by voluptuous dryads or get raped by a zombie Nazi with bees in his mouth and when he says 'ACHTUNG!' he yells bees at you? Do a crossword or eat the crossword then do a sick then eat the sick then do a poo then eat the sickpoo then die and be autopsied and explode and make a mess of crosswordy sickpoo all over the walls?
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
you remind me of the generic little scrawny twat that hides behind someone in an argument
too afraid to stand his own ground, but who wants to seem hard and pokes his head out every now and again and goes yeahhhh!
are you one of those people? i really think you are.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
too afraid to stand his own ground, but who wants to seem hard and pokes his head out every now and again and goes yeahhhh!
are you one of those people? i really think you are.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
'Wahhhh my obscure reference to something was not well recieved by all wahhhh"
"time to break from my wacky mould and be more of a prick, wahhhhhhhh"
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
"time to break from my wacky mould and be more of a prick, wahhhhhhhh"
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:45, archived)
lol what about jam though eh?
That's vaguely related to a comedian isn't it?
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:48, archived)
That's vaguely related to a comedian isn't it?
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( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
it's a reasonably well known eddie izzard sketch
but feel free to continue making yourself seem ignorant
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
but feel free to continue making yourself seem ignorant
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
You're like those students who spoil the impeccable timing of the Pythons by reciting the lines just before they get delivered.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
what's with all this fuck mortal wombat business
have you turned gayer on me
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
have you turned gayer on me
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
You've brought it on yourself.
What with all these new threads you keep starting people can't help but pass judgement on you. And due to the fact a lot of your new threads are shit and plentiful, it's only natural to assume that you too are shit. You should maybe take a back seat for a while.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
What with all these new threads you keep starting people can't help but pass judgement on you. And due to the fact a lot of your new threads are shit and plentiful, it's only natural to assume that you too are shit. You should maybe take a back seat for a while.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
maybe you should stop thinking you're the saviour of the fucking internet
and go stick a jar or mustard up your arse
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
and go stick a jar or mustard up your arse
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:34, archived)
Maybe you should stop posting dull shit every 5 minutes you crave attention and fuck off.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
You.
Stop playing single player so I can whoop you on free-for-all.
I'd invite you but if you're in a game I don't like to.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
Stop playing single player so I can whoop you on free-for-all.
I'd invite you but if you're in a game I don't like to.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
Ach that's what happens though.
It all comes together in the end.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
It all comes together in the end.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)
i'm only kidding.
seriously though mate, don't stand too close to Tom. If you squint it looks like a number ten.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
seriously though mate, don't stand too close to Tom. If you squint it looks like a number ten.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:49, archived)
I bet you're still smarting that hexachordal managed to corral you into his terrible music video.
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)
( , Tue 1 Dec 2009, 23:29, archived)