Sammitis.
Alright Ashbeyo? How come you've lurked for two years then?
( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:29, archived)

I can't use photoshop
I always wanted to contribute to qotws, but I'm barely adept at paint. I just enjoyed other people's stuff.

Then when I attempted /talk as a newbie, I just found it bitchy. But now I'm older and thicker skinned!
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:31, archived)

i'm not fat
i'm just thick skinned
( scott,, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:33, archived)

You've got a shit load of skin on your stomach.

( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

Welcome, You'll realise that most of the people that call you a cunt for no reason are far more retarded.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:34, archived)

Someone's going to reply to that with the word 'cunt'. You know that, don't you?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

But I totally am so that's ok.
/Jack, I want to fuck you... like proper. in the bum. finger your mouth a bit, like a plumber trying to unblock a drain.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

This is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)

You cunt.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

No wait now I'm a retard aaahhhh :(

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Beng Beng Beng Beng Beng
Could be worst, you could wear rapist clothes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Oh, Aardvark :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Ignore Sexface. He's a bash ruiner, he ruins people's bashes.
QOTW is full of liars and undiagnosed Asberger's. Here's where all the cool kids hang out.
( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Cunt is my middle name
.......

Actually, it's Sarah. Which is Polish for 'cunt'
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

Now you've completely admitted you're a woman.
Prepare the pandertron.
( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)