"Clive".

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:35, archived)

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( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Oo, that one is quite impressive.

( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

:D
Hello, lovely Todd.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Mine's bigger.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)

Size matters not.
I hope
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

This is what it would look like if you shouted it out of a fast car :D
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:39, archived)

You must be unaccustomed to the Aardvark Greeting Generator.
It's in my profile. Go on. Give it a spin.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:41, archived)

Sorry, but...
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( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:49, archived)

You're dead to me.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)

I said sorry!
I am exempt
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:56, archived)

Why are you exempt?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

Disclaimer
I apologised first. Like the warning message on goatse.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:03, archived)

This holds no water with me.
Misappropriation of the Aardvark Greeting Generator is punishable by a disdainful sneer and flicking dried peas at you.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:04, archived)

:(
I accept the punishment. Sneer and flick away. I'll just sit here and cry for a bit.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:07, archived)

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( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)

Evenin', J to tha muthafuckin' A.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)

I just got the Altair armour on AC2. My night is complete.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:40, archived)

I have been playing Bioshock for the first time
and am failing to see what all the fuss is about. It's quite fun, but not "OMG U MUST PLAY BIOSOHCK ITS LIK BES GAME EVAR"
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)

I couldn't see a fucking thing in that game. Had the brightness turned all the way up and all.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:44, archived)

I like the concept, but I just can't be arsed to actually play it.
( d3gu thinks you should buy a Dinohoodie., Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)

I'm with you on this.
The start bit is great. The ending is great. The game is a bit dull.
You can't die, there's no penalty for dying, so there's no fear. Rubbish idea.
( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)

Well, I'll probably push on to the end, but not in any hurry.
Shooting American teenagers in the face on Modern Warfare 2 is taking up lots of my gaming time.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

I dunno,
Warioland III had no deaths (if you got hit you lost some treasure) but it was still fun.
( Bob Todd whee, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 0:59, archived)

You lose nothing for dying on Bioshock,
and all the damage you've done to enemies remains.
( Druid, Wed 2 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)