Also tell me how you hate the phrase "significant other".

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:19, archived)

"significant otter" is better

( spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

I can't think of an insignificant otter, so it's not very specific.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:22, archived)

I could tarkat or leave it

( Malaka omdz, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 10:06, archived)

I have trouble with this kind of thing
I'm too old to be a boyfriend and I most certainly am not a partner. I'm so confused :(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:23, archived)

Gays have this problem solved, just stick it in anything that wears fabulous shoes

( SuperMatt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:25, archived)

Shoes do nothing for me
Well, other than keep my feet mostly dry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 27 Jan 2010, 9:27, archived)