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I'm actually a massive spineless dickhead.
/break-up blog
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
we could have told you that

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
He calls his living room 'the den.'

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
haha fuck you're fucking joking fucks sake

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
I dunno, I think that's better than calling it the 'lounge'.
I fucking hate that word unless it's being used on a ship or in an airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOMEN FIND YOU PHYSICALLY REPULSIVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
This is actually an auto-complete from the last time a woman found you repulsive.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:08, archived)
Not as much as me.
/belly blog
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
i'm sure you knew you were a dickhead before now

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:09, archived)
I lol'd.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
You were in a relationship?
Bad luck man. Breaking up on Valentines' day is a cunt. Done it once, messed me right up. Sorted myself out eventually though. You and me should hit a town at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:10, archived)
This post looks like a C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
Yeah.
You'll help to make me look good.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
You're damned right.
I'll be like "BITCHES, THIS MAN HAS A PIPE" and you they'll be like "SHIT NO" and I'll be like "SHIT YEAH, HEY RUNKY, SHOW THESE LADIES YOUR PIPE" and then you WON'T get your penis out but will show the your smoking implement and three will faint and I'll have my way with them while you get fawned over the the tougher ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
And THEN I'll get m penis out.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
Man, your moves are smooth.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
haha you stupid prick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
this is my favourite thread

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
Cheer up, I'm sure you can talk it out with your girlfr-...OH! HAHAHAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:12, archived)
He wears rugby shirts with the collar up.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:13, archived)
Now this is a step too far.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
MTFU

(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
He has a different pair of box frame glasses for every day of the week.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:14, archived)
He buys his girlfriend two tickets to an opera show neither he or she likes for Valentines Day and then she breaks up with him.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
He owns a pipe but refuses to smoke it as the tobacco industry is a massive capitalist cess pit,
and he ain't into that shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:15, archived)
Are you fuck. Your ex was batshit mental.
/utterly judgemental and opinionated, but probably RIGHT on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:16, archived)
He owns a motorized tie rack.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
To be fair,
I'd like one of those.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
He washes his hands before and after he urinates.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:17, archived)
He has a personalised attache case with his initials on.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:18, archived)
He fails to see 'Tim Nice but Dim' as a parody of the chap classes.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:19, archived)
He has a sterling silver money clip with his initials on, from the Betterware catalogue.
It's in a drawer somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:20, archived)
Actually, I keep my money in a battered metal Lucky Strike box holder that I got in Serbia.
It's the coolest wallet in the world.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:23, archived)
This single post completely sums rnuk up.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:24, archived)
I'm not really sure it does.
No reference to pipes, fine cuisine or corduroy. It's off the mark by a large margin.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:26, archived)
It's got it all rnuk.
A bit of name dropping, something quirky, doing it because you think it'll make you more interesting. It's seriously the perfect rnuk post.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:27, archived)
Serbia isn't a person, mike.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:28, archived)
Isn't it the name of a country?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:30, archived)
I don't think it counts as name dropping if the name in't a person.
Otherwise you could accuse someone talking about how they'd been to Mcdonalds as being a right namedropper. Fucking luvvies, banging on about Mcdonalds, in my day we called it t'chippy AND WE WERE HAPPIER.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:32, archived)
I'm actually going to click it because it far out-rnuks anything else suggested in this subthread.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
I like rnuk.
He's a Good Person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:34, archived)
Oh shush up Spackmund.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:36, archived)
lol it's tipped the scales

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:38, archived)
oh jesus we don't need to make anything up at all!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:29, archived)
i clicked it,
my gosh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:31, archived)
His name is Robert Paulson.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:21, archived)
WHAT DID YOU DO?

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:33, archived)
Put on loads of weight, removed his spine and put a penis on his cranium.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 14 Feb 2010, 22:47, archived)