Why? Date not go well? :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)

Her ex sent her a valentines card, it's now complicated.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

Doesn't sound complicated to me.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:31, archived)

No me neither, but women have a way of complicating things.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:32, archived)

And it's your job to simplify things.
I'd advise an ULTIMATUM!
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Yeah. Put her on the spot.
If she then decides to not stay with you then you count as the dump-er and win the relationship.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)

And then shit on her mum.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Have a valentine's card burning ceremony.
And then stick your winky in her foo-foo.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:33, archived)

Do you know what I'd do?
I'd say to her "Ah fair enough, see ya around." and just walk off and don't look back.

You're not second rate, if someone doesn't want to be with you 100% then fuck em, trust me dude, save you a lot of hassle in the long run.

Who wants to be a possible second best.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:34, archived)

For some people second best would be a promotion.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:35, archived)

plus don't be too nice. puts them off, think like James Dean.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Oh man, what a cock.
I reckon a few of us should go out on the lash and the pull sometime soon, I'd be quite up for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)

Not worth your time man
if she can put you at a loss for someone she used to go out with.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Mon 15 Feb 2010, 13:52, archived)