i got da floozyhorn and it's not leaving me alone :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:09, archived)

GRRROWL.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

oh goodness.
*molests*
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

Yeeee!
*snogs*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

Comes on the B of Blow.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

huh

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

There's nothing worse than half a blow-job, or a blov as it's better known.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

NOTHING? srsly?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:25, archived)

What about no blow job?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:27, archived)

I would propose that no blow job is better than getting all worked up with no-where to go.
But I may be wrong, since I have obviously never had sex before.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

yeah but half a blow job could mean half a blow job then half a NO WAIT I'M NOT DOING THIS.
clean and pure and nice.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

When what you want is a nice thick cock?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

why would i prefer my rooster to be stupid?

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

He asked me the other day if I prefer my cat to be stingy.
Weird fella.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:37, archived)

Funny that
he asked me if I liked jewelry for the neck area made from the insides of some oysters.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:39, archived)

I'd much rather half a blow job
Not from you, mind. No offense.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

depends on what half of the blow job really doesnt it......

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:36, archived)

i like breasts.
your breasts.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

Well of course, my breasts are great.
*motorboats you*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:20, archived)

this is just disgusting
My poor virgin brain
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

i like your face.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:23, archived)

aw :) I like your face too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

did you broom so hard you bonked yourself on the forehead?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:28, archived)

I got a black eye then it got stuck up my nose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:29, archived)

Lesbosapiens did all that to you
It all sounds rather illogical
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:34, archived)

I think this is true of all of us.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:38, archived)

Oh dear
I've been off work since Tuesday. Doctor's tell me it's a chest infection, but I keep sneezing. And am deaf.
(__, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:10, archived)

sounds like you're turning into the 7 dwarfs

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

into ALL of them

(__, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

the 8th dwarf: Facey

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)

Hi Ho, Hi Ho
It's time to blow my nose
(__, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

One headbutt of a mountain and that's the years mining done in one foul swoop.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:16, archived)

The other dwarfs all go mining for gold inside his nose.
Not that you'd need to be a dwarf to get lost in there, AMIRITE?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:18, archived)

Replying to you and not Friz because you've got breasts and are talking about sexy things
and he's just moaning and has a massive face.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:11, archived)

You cheeky scamp

(__, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:12, archived)

*pity reply*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)

oh hello hi would you like to see my breasts
WELL IM MILES AWAY AND FULLY CLOTHED SO NAH.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:31, archived)

You're the worst slag in the world, you're probably some kind of whore who sleeps with men for money.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:40, archived)

oh :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:41, archived)

*megaphones*
I CAN HELP
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)

*claw motions with hands*

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 16:24, archived)