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I hope they roll down a hill in an old bath

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
I hate you with every fibre of my being

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
Wuv woo xxxxx

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:50, archived)
+ then they all die.
Horribly.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
ESME WESME!
I'm just off to get me bits out in the sun, imagine that
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
PWHOOOAR
I should be doing French, but I need a French-English dictionary. I might do some Geography instead. Imagine that!
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
I got a French-English dictionary of swearwords and rude phrases and slang if you fancy it

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
are you back doing GCSEs again?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:59, archived)
Leaving Cert.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
BIT LATE FOR THAT AREN'T YOU THICKO

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
YEAH TEN YEARS
Durrrrr.

Well, I have done it already. Just not very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
How'd you fuck up leaving cert. Surely you just leave, and BANG! there you go
you're certified able to leave.
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
In Esme's case, they shoved it into her stocking tops as she gyrated on the headmaster's desk
thanks to the gusset grease and boils on her thighs, it's not in a very presentable condition to be shown to a future employer.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
And the dog got sick on it too:(

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
Well, you can leave school all you want, just don't expect to get in to college without points.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
+ when the bathtub falls below 52 mph

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 2 Jun 2010, 15:58, archived)