( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)

Not a Bettie?
How about a Ginger? Or a Marilyn?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:26, archived)

I bet Audry looks like a slab of steak.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:28, archived)

That reply was supposed to be up there.
Arse.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30, archived)

I'm rather upset that they're all out of stock to be honest

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:31, archived)

I think we should go and get some Dulux paint charts to compare ourselves to now, while we're young and lovely
Then when we get old and grey we can restore our natural youthful colour. Imagine getting the wrong shade, how awful would that be?
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:33, archived)

I really don't think I could cope with the shame

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)

If I had a labia I'd totally dye it green
to show my labial individuality. Which isn't an easy thing to say.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:35, archived)

I'd like a bollock cream with Pro Retinol A to help reduce wrinkles and laughter lines

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:41, archived)

I can help.
My bollock cream contains Pro Retinol A. It's to be taken orally.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:45, archived)

*drops monocle*

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:51, archived)

I'm "tequila sunrise"
Should I be worried?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:53, archived)

Only if someone starts treating it as a "tequila slammer".

( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:00, archived)

*pours salt*

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:01, archived)

Fuck yes
Tequila sunrises are red shading to orange!
( in vino veritas, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 1:08, archived)