Sexface turned to face Gonzo and almost involuntarily kissed his friend on the lips.
There was a pause, which seemed to Gonzo an eternity before the two leapt on each other, tearing at their clothes, desperate to give form to the lust that had lain dormant in their brotherly relationship in a bedsit for so long.
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)

Sexface quickly took control
and manipulating Gonzo by his Ferenghish ears worked him into a position to mount his ample buttocks.

Like a glistening mini-milk, Sexface's organ pierced the air before being rammed without grace into the object of Sexface's desire, Gonzo's tube.
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)

I'm not writing any more.

( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)

ok maybe a bit more.

( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)

Gonzo resisted at first as the blinding red-hot agony of Sexface's sin echoed through his cavernous anal canal
but after a few pumps, the cooling liquid relief of his jammy spunk began to bring pleasure.
As abruptly as the disgraceful act has began, it ended.

Now it was Gonzo's turn...
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)

"You think you're getting away with that?"
"not by the beard of Moses you aren't" Gonzo exclaimed.

Sexface was groggy and Gonzo quickly brought his wonky face into line with his sweaty crotch.

"It's not kosher, Sexface, but you're going to eat it"
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)

Gonzo's pride throbbed like the handbrake of Sexface's Nissan Sunny and it's degloved helmet came to rest against Sexface's nose.
Without waiting for his cue, Sexface began to run his goblin-like tongue up and down Gonzo's length.

Gonzo's shivered with delight and lay back to enjoy his reward for being a fuck-bucket for Sexface's frustrated scrotal contents.
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)

Sexface took to his task with gusto
gobbling at the smooth, foreskinless squid of a cock presented to him.
He noticed with delight that Gonzo's sack was bald and he caught the faintest whiff of Veet.

"You've been at my consmetics haven't you, you cheeky yid?" whispered Sexface erotically.
( WormuIus, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)

brilliant

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:16, archived)

pure genius

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

hahaha
'Like a glistening mini milk'.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)

I love you and hate you simultaneously

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)

Excellent.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)

Bravo. Oh how I do love these.
Though I was hoping for an 'endoscopy' reference/metaphor.

I lolled at 'Semetic wiles'
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)