If you need a stripper, I think I've got the weekend off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 21 Aug 2010, 23:56, archived)

We'll be in your country too...
hmm...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)

Good lord.

( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)

Which part of my country? Stay out of Swansea. For the love of God stay out of Swansea.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:03, archived)

We're not going to Swansea,
we're going to Wales.
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:05, archived)

Nah
Cardiff.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:06, archived)

I'll be in Cardiff on Friday. And probably again on Sunday. What a week!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:10, archived)

We'll be there
from Friday til Sunday...
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:15, archived)

NO BOYS*

*Unless they have large satisfying penises that want to enter me
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:18, archived)

Or gays.
Remember my friend Chris is coming and he won't want to fuck you. Being a massive gay and that.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:23, archived)

I'm more likely to want to fuck you.
You're quite likely to at least snog me (when your mum's gone to bed like).
( ImNotRightBotheredMe fool, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)

I was there last weekend!
I warmed Wales up for you.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:20, archived)

Thank Christ.
The sooner Swansea burns to the ground the better. For all of humanity.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:08, archived)

Is the reply button fucked or have I just been a spastic?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sun 22 Aug 2010, 0:09, archived)