Plain chocolate digestives for the WIN.

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)

they wish they were hobnobs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)

Hobnobs can fuck RIGHT off.
There. I said it.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)

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( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)

digestives are only a step away from rich tea

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)

RICH TEA R GRATE YOU LEVE THEM ALOWN!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)

I bought chocolate rich tea biscuits by mistake once,
now they're just peculiar. It's like ascetism and decadence at the same time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)

Wait wut?
The world's gone mad.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)

I prefer milk chocolate digestives,
plain chocolate is a bit rich for my tastes.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)

Fucking Presbyterians.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)

Are they the miserable ones?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)

I'm tempted to go to a Quaker service actually.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)

I quite like the Quakers.
If it weren't for the fact that most of them still believe in some old iron age mystical bollocks I'd be a Friend of the Friends.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)

Porridge is shit.
The food, not Ronnie Barker.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)

This is so boring and wrong that it's not even wrong any more.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)

Do you deep fry them?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)

no don't be silly.
This deep fried mars bar thing has gotten out of hand I reckon. They should never have been invented in the first place if you ask me, it's just being lolwacky for the tourists. It's usually Japanese people who order them, once they establish that they are actually real and are actually really what they claim to be.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)

Oh.
So what do Scottish people eat then?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)

Deep fried haggis.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)

That sounds really quite disgusting.
I'll probably not visit any time soon if it's OK with you.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)

Don't you be dissing the national offal pudding.
It's actually a lot better than it sounds.
The deep fried cheeseburgers, now they're a different matter, and don't even get me started on the deep fried pizza.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)

Does the lettuce not go all limp when you fry a cheeseburger?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)

there is not lettuce in it.
There's a burger, with cheese inside it somehow, all deepfried in batter, and then that goes in a bun. It's quite odd, especially when you weren't expecting it, because the menu only lists it as "cheeseburger".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)

Blimey.
/ac
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)