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Fuck the lot of you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
great forum

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:48, archived)
The thing on your left is what the next dull thread should be about
GO
(__, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)
just me or everyone?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:56, archived)
Everyone, why not, great thread

(__, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
it's a post card from byron bay, it has dolphins on it, 19 species of dolphins are found in the waters of australia

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
Toilet Roll

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)
Kiss my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:52, archived)
I'm no longer in a relationship with your arse.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:00, archived)
Arse status: its complicated

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
Nope

(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
You wish.
You bald speccy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:55, archived)
Sensible policies for a happier Britain

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
I want a biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
what kind of biscuit is the best biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
Plain chocolate Hobnobs.
I'm sure we already did this.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:03, archived)
this

(TheFallGuy doesn't it?!, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
Also,
Jaffa cakes are/aren't liable to VAT because they are cakes/biscuits. Some dull cunt will be along shortly to give us the correct version.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:04, archived)
Plain chocolate digestives for the WIN.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
they wish they were hobnobs

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
Hobnobs can fuck RIGHT off.
There. I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
UNSUBSCRIBE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
digestives are only a step away from rich tea

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
RICH TEA R GRATE YOU LEVE THEM ALOWN!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)
I bought chocolate rich tea biscuits by mistake once,
now they're just peculiar. It's like ascetism and decadence at the same time.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
Wait wut?
The world's gone mad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:33, archived)
I prefer milk chocolate digestives,
plain chocolate is a bit rich for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
Fucking Presbyterians.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
Are they the miserable ones?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)
I'm tempted to go to a Quaker service actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)
I quite like the Quakers.
If it weren't for the fact that most of them still believe in some old iron age mystical bollocks I'd be a Friend of the Friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
Porridge is shit.
The food, not Ronnie Barker.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
This is so boring and wrong that it's not even wrong any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:49, archived)
Do you deep fry them?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:34, archived)
no don't be silly.
This deep fried mars bar thing has gotten out of hand I reckon. They should never have been invented in the first place if you ask me, it's just being lolwacky for the tourists. It's usually Japanese people who order them, once they establish that they are actually real and are actually really what they claim to be.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:37, archived)
Oh.
So what do Scottish people eat then?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
Deep fried haggis.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
That sounds really quite disgusting.
I'll probably not visit any time soon if it's OK with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
Don't you be dissing the national offal pudding.
It's actually a lot better than it sounds.
The deep fried cheeseburgers, now they're a different matter, and don't even get me started on the deep fried pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
Does the lettuce not go all limp when you fry a cheeseburger?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
there is not lettuce in it.
There's a burger, with cheese inside it somehow, all deepfried in batter, and then that goes in a bun. It's quite odd, especially when you weren't expecting it, because the menu only lists it as "cheeseburger".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:50, archived)
Blimey.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:53, archived)
¡BISCUITO MEXAN ES EL MEJOR!

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)
I've recently grown attached to Choco Liebniz.
They're basically a big piece of chocolate with a small biscuit attached.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:21, archived)
You pretentious foodie cunt.
Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
I no rite/

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
See!
I was right
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 19:26, archived)
They're probably a way of ripping off the tax man by those cunning Swiss banker bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
bourbon
Every time
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
Is there some good reason why you want to join in with people who have the mental capacity of a cockroach and about as much appeal?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
There's nothing wrong with Bourbon creams,
they're a perfectly cromulent biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
I think it's probably me that's wrong.
I feature in the "Ive found the bastards that are here" portion of the thread. I'm not sure if I'm a bastard or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
Depends
if youre just randomly going to call people "shitcunt" or tell them to "fuck off" or just be randomly aggressive for no benefit or even humourous intent. If you've reached puberty then you probably dont count but I'll check and I'll decide.

I checked... yup a random "fuck off"
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 19:11, archived)
I think
that was directed at one person who called me a "shitcunt" without any reason and deserved a bit of ... something. No call for it really. I cant see why everyone cant play nice and just lose a touch of the aggression. I have only just discovered the talk board and to be fair its just as full of idiots as every other place on the internet.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 19:08, archived)
FUCK biscuits
fuck them right in the brisket
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
I'm going to make paella tonight.
**FOOD THREAD***
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)

put some biscuits in it. Make a fruit-de-biscuitbarrel paella.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
What a shit idea.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)

I'm going to give you the opportunity to have another think about it, this time you may realise it's not a shit idea OK ready? go.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)

:(((
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
Welcome
To the "Ive found the bastards that are here" portion of a thread - I attract them like flies to shit - thats cos they eat shit!
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
i had that last night, i didn't make it tho, i dont do cooking

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
I have some chinese thing that has far too much sauce from last week still to eat

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:08, archived)
I had chinese reheats last night.
There's quite a bit of rice action going on around here lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:11, archived)
You know what Balders? Fuck you. This has been a long time coming.
I've fucking had it up to here with you *raises hand for forehead horizontally*, god, you make me so angry, look, I'm shaking *shows shaking hand*, I'm shaking with rage !

It's about time you fucking sort yourself out, you're a fucking mess, and you know what? It's not that normal, and it doesn't happen to most guys. And for the record, it IS a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:10, archived)
You wish you were Jennifer Anniston so you could hold your own hand.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:15, archived)
Heh, I was wondering who would get that refferance.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
i have read the first hundred pages of k-pax, it is great,
i have kind of got distracted by another book, Go, but I am sticking resolutely to both so I should finish the first of the trilogy by i guess wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
Sweet !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:43, archived)
it is well good innit!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
SILENCE IN COURT

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)
NEW BALLS PLEASE

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:20, archived)
i get this, i get where you are aiming with this
and it don't suprise me no more than the wind in the air,
we all need to feel that air in our hair,
to groove in time to the beat
we all get that, you dig?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
baldmonkey tells it like it is

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:24, archived)
fuck the pope

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
What, are you eight?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
I have the buttocks of a choirboy.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)
Spread?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
i would but i don't have the time

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:29, archived)
Yeah, right.
I'd be worn to the nub my the time you'd got to me and I'm only user 16,863.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:32, archived)
i just got here you utter fuck

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)