Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
*applies copious amounts of gin*

What's the matter darling?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)

The usual.
I'll skip the gin and down more oxycodone please.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)

*creates magic oxycodone gin*
Love to you aceface.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)

poor Wicca
*rubs ointment*
*administers hugs and lolmassivepaindrugs*
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:57, archived)

The mefenamic acid tablets genuinely ARE massive drugs.
I keep meaning to photograph them for this week's QOTW.

I don't understand how I can still feel all this pain through the oxycodone though. It's like I'm bloody immune :(
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)

oh oh! i have them too!
my friend (who now doesn't have a womb) gave me hers (bad i know but nothing NOTHING cut through the 3 weeks of pain i have every month)
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:05, archived)

Why did your friend give you her womb?

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:09, archived)

She bought a nicer one in topshop and didn't want to just throw it away.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)

I think it was a sequinned fanny from the Wimbledon branch on a two for one offer
They love a bit of womb bling free around there
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)