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ok, behind the times, but I just watched Four Lions
I thought it was quite good.

last film you saw that was better than expected?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:39, archived)
Ghostbusters 3

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:40, archived)
or The Tooth Fairy

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
Right now your classic "Eel nailed to a bucket of ants" poster is printing out 10 times on my printer
I will finish this glass of wine and brave the autumn air with the posters and a ball of blutac in my pocket. Saturday's looking up.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:49, archived)
He's probably not going to sleep with you, you know

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:50, archived)
Baldmonkey: TIME TRAVELLER EXTRAORDINAIRE!

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
Kick Ass
I only bought it for the swearing kid. Turns out it's a top notch shootathon.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:41, archived)
Bought that on Blu-Ray the other day.
There's not many films I bother buying when they first come out. And I hardly have any Blu-Rays.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
I'm not one for buying new ones but it was only a tenner and I'd heard good things about it.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:45, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:51, archived)
I just saw Under The Hawthorn Tree in a Chinese cinema.
Love story set in the Cultural Revolution, right.
"Oh," I think, "Red Guards are gonna beat the shit out of the guy, right? I'm glad China can criticise its past."
Nope.
Fucker dies of leukaemia.
Cultural Revolution was a bit rubbish, but not that bad apparently! Millions died as a result of violence, but buddy wasn't one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
So actually I just answered the opposite of your question.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:44, archived)
I'm half way through the sarah marshall sequel thing
its alright as it goes
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
40-year old virgin
Dunno if I could watch it again, but it quite literally had me laughing and crying at the time - a decent, original rom-com in the grand old light-weight Hollywood tradition.

Director of that fim Judd Apatow's Knocked Up is on ITV tonight. Doesn't sound as good somehow.
(Mr Big Stuff, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:46, archived)
the waxing scene made me wince a lot.
but it was definitely not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:48, archived)
Devil
I was expecting it to be utter shit, but it was watchable.
(__, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:57, archived)
I've had Antichrist for ages but never got round to it yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 18:58, archived)
Not threadworthy, but
Is this *really* the #2 Rated Joke on Sickipedia? It doesn't even make any fucking sense.
(__, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:02, archived)
How is that even a joke?
It's more like a crap anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:10, archived)
Tim Minchin does a better version of it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0IVuGK7sAw
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:12, archived)
I don't know if stretching it out to five minutes makes it that much better.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:20, archived)
I was appealing to Friz's previous incarnation of a muscial comedian
it'll make him all lol and that
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:21, archived)
If you rearrange 'ginger' you can spell 'nigger'.
The reason for it being a Sickpedia favourite becomes apparent.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:22, archived)
My mate said to me about if you change the G and N around in ginger, we did laugh.
My mate said to me about if you
said to me about

lolwut
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:30, archived)
haha

(__, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:40, archived)
Oh god, my head.
There is no 'g' or 'n' in "JackAction" or "Wicca'd Witch".

Get back on that FB party so we can start a fight that'll totally get out of hand, "My boyz are after blood, blud".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:16, archived)
Except it's not even close to being number two.
sickipedia.org/getjokes/all/1/?sortcolumn=score&direction=desc
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
Oh. It was Number 2 on the main page

(__, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:54, archived)
Payback Straight Up
totally different film to the theatrical cut, and thinking "What a cunt!" whenever Mel Gibson shows his face fits in nicely with the rest of the film.
(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:24, archived)
Irreversible
Great film, just a tad on the disturbing side. I'll never look at a fire extinguisher in the same way again. The film itself is a masterpiece of cinematography.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:37, archived)
Shitcunt.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:01, archived)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:47, archived)
I think I might be on ignore now.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:57, archived)
You got this all wrong.
I wish for others to ignore me. I have no interest in pressing the "ignore" button. I tried it twice and in both cases reversed it. I just can't be bothered to respond all-the-time. Especially if its your usual response.
(gearanach #wankwankwank, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:10, archived)
Shitcunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 21:31, archived)
I rewatched war of the worlds and didn't dislike it quite as much as the first time
the tom cruise one
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:45, archived)
I watched that Four Lions too
twas alright, although, SHAKEY CAMERA MAN CAN DIE. I got it for £3.99, got to love a missprice :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
Platoon 2

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:17, archived)
The Klumps?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)
i've been eating alot of wheat

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:27, archived)
I just turned the heating on for the first time since getting a new combi boiler installed
FUCK

YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:19, archived)
Got a pair of socks just sitting on the radiator
warming them up a bit, ready for my feet.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:21, archived)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I'd ignored it at first because Knocked Up was so monumentally irritating. It turned out to be a much more charming film though, despite the repeated gratuitous cock-shots.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:22, archived)