he already lost one lifeline

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 9:57, archived)

We've ruled this one out
b3ta.com/questions/relationships/post934459
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:00, archived)

not me, don't rush into it

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:04, archived)

I know that, I'm keeping the spectators informed here Mongy, it's like those recaps they have on X Factor.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:08, archived)

we need our own music and premium rate phone line

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)

And some glamorous but otherwise pointless bint for the gays to sympathise with.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:14, archived)

Hmmm....
£150k / 5 years = £30kpa
52 weeks * 35 hours = 1820.
30k / 1820 = £16/hour

.... so, if anyone wants an easy shag for £16, that LittleMissSunshine's rates are more than resonable given the economic climate. She'd have to do her own tax though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:06, archived)

Woh', I just took a peek at her profile, she's got the same gut-aids as me !
We'd have to get to ensuites for the honeymoon, but I'm sure that is doable.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)

an hour? will she do the washing up after, lol, sex

( mongychops, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:10, archived)

I think it counts as cheating if you get yourself almost ready to burst before entering the room and then just paying for the 15 seconds you're actually with her for.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 10:12, archived)

Sorry
1-year contract minimum.

Maybe I should offer corporate rates too.
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Wed 27 Oct 2010, 12:27, archived)