I've just taken part in the freestyle walking round the lane with the dog.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)

I like that one.
I don't know why it's not a spectator sport, I mean, golf is.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)

It attracts a lot less shitcunts than golf does too.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:05, archived)

fewer

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)

phwoargh

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)

i wanted to, but i resisted
i thought the board needed less grammar quips
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)

fewer

( Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)

but that was the joke

( Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)

you look stupid now theo

( Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)

god I wish I could look fewer stupid

( Theoban What of it, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)

Do you ever go to her and say "How about me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs?" and she goes "I don't understand what you mean."
So you explain "Well, me and you take this jar of nutella upstairs where we cover each other in chocolate goodness, every fold, crack and orafic... and no spoons allowed".
So she goes "No, I understood that bit, I have the sex swing set up already, it's just the 'Me and You' bit, did you mean 'You and I' ?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)

no
i'd feel ill if i ate that much nutella
( spacefish bong!, Sun 7 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)