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I'm briefing Counsel
Shredding is done by the only person who's lower down than me.
Tea, however, is made by everyone including the senior partners. It's like that hippy colony you've always dreamed of going to except there's suits, non-shitty hair and general cleanliness.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 11:58, archived)
OH FUCKING SHUT UP YOU DULL NEEDY FUCKSPONGE.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
eep!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:03, archived)
Hey you, how's the form?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
'tis grand
how's yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:09, archived)
Not too bad, met a bloke I worked with 5 years ago in town today
So caught up with the craic and am currently delaying going out to wash the windows, 'cause I'm lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
Feel better?

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:06, archived)
Hello Spider.
This bunch of pixels scares me a little. Most of the time it's fluffy and lovely. Then all of a sudden it flips out and kills every motherfucker in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
great, innit?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:10, archived)
if I say yes will you flip out and scare me?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:11, archived)
of course not. i'm more scared of you than you are of me.
or is that spiders? i forget.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
Boo!

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:24, archived)
I like her, she's a nice refreshing breeze through this place.
BTW, why are you scared? You could probably kill her 10 times before she hit the ground, if you put your mind to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)
oh, much.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:08, archived)
How's work treating you today?
Got the urge to run people through with your letter-opener yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:14, archived)
i'm saving that for this afternoon.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:23, archived)
Always handy to have a back-up plan.
Or, you know, you could always say you're going on a site visit then go home. They'd never know.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:26, archived)
Love you really
Ooh, lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:19, archived)
Fat bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:22, archived)
MUST JUSTIFY SELF IN FRONT OF B3TA!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:12, archived)
*golf claps*

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 12:13, archived)