my friends call me google
cause I'm constantly googling everything.
( Mrs Sp@m, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:51, archived)

People at work think I'm really clever
cos I can touch type and google. I can open a new tab and type "wikipedia whatever" then just slyly read the first paragraph and repeat it before anyone else has even considered looking on the internet.
( CowJam, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 21:55, archived)

it does slightly ruin pub banter, because people have a chat, say, name the 7 deadly sins, and some cunt just googles it and the chat is over, sadtimes, we don't get the chance to take the piss as much

( mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:01, archived)

most of my chums don't own smartphones,
which means we're cool or uncool, i'm unsure.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)

it means we're lowest common denominator

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:05, archived)

actually, dave and chris have iphones, but we don't go the pub with them much.
losers.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)

I don't do it the the pub, I'm not some kind of cunt.
Just at work when I'm sat in front of the PC all day.
( CowJam, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:04, archived)

whoa, i wasn't pointing the finger, i was just having a chat and that, sorry :(

( mongychops, Mon 7 Mar 2011, 22:11, archived)