Pfft!
Now that's the sort of story you save up and never tell anyone. Ever.

Not even a bunch of piss-taking bastards on an internet messageboard.

:)
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 15:59, archived)

Exactly
we shall now call you Fen "Light beige trousers" ris
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:01, archived)

Light beige dark beige
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:10, archived)

You should know by now
that I have no shame, and hopefully the people that have met me will say that I'm the same irl :D
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 19 Aug 2005, 16:02, archived)