I'm getting some chickens.
All the b3ta birds flashing their chickens on facebook has got me all hen broody.

And I fucking love eggs me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:24, archived)

Clearly.
b3ta.com/talk/1495799
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:31, archived)

Awwww man.
Those were the good old days.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

There's a woman works with the missus who brings us eggs
No idea what the birds are but the eggs are massive. I've mentioned this before but I fucking love living here. I've got Monty giving us honey from his bees on the lime trees, Stella giving us rabbits she kills in her sheep field where she grows all manner of herbs and bits of spare lambs, Kev with his duck eggs, butchers who know what you're cooking for dinner by what cut you ask for, landlords who lend you wine because they charge too much and you can get it cost from the same bloke he does.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:33, archived)

Goose eggs are pretty massive
but I don't think I could keep geese. I'd be too tempted to eat the delicious fuckers. And it's too dry down here to keep a decent pond so I can't realistically keep ducks either.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:35, archived)

I'm back in the wine game from the 30th
if you need some booze, let me know.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:43, archived)

Good work!
No embezzling this time, ok?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:44, archived)

I'm strictly on the straight and narrow, mate.
got some knock-off gin, yours for a tenner, they'll never miss it
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:46, archived)

Sweet
I mean I'm afraid I'll have to call the police
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:48, archived)

Grass.
How's things?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:51, archived)

Fucking superb
I'm knackered. Done a 2km swim and a 10km walk in the hot sun, proper good time worn out. Might have a moment or two off the wagon now.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:55, archived)

Good man
I've been ironing all day. This is a big reason why I am departing for a new job.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:08, archived)

Fight on, Brother!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:12, archived)