I really don't think you want to go there...

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:39, archived)

Why?
Are you unbelievably hideous? Do you have tits like porridge in clingfilm? Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:41, archived)

I have cleavers the size of Purple, and detonators the colour of paint

( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 May 2011, 15:43, archived)

I don't know what this means but I'm aroused.
I bet you have a clit like a butchers hook.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:44, archived)

Well, I've arrived completely naked

( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:47, archived)

This is the sort of /talk convert we want.
Oh also, your username leads me to believe that you might be interested that once a wasp flew into my gallery and I didn't want to get near it to kill it so I caught it. Here is the evidence.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:57, archived)

Really you should have clearly signpos..
oh...well done
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 27 May 2011, 15:59, archived)

That is fabulous!
I used to make various containment devices with little matchbox airlocks that I could feed new, live wasps into to see if they'd fight each other. But I'm named after a box I made out of a prostitue's advert that I then suspended a large wasp inside.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:04, archived)

Bleurk bleurk. *shudder*
I hate wasps with every atom of my being. But not you Wasp Box. You seem alright.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:07, archived)

People often think my username means I like wasps
But it really means quite the opposite.

Doesn't stop me being a cunt though.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 May 2011, 16:14, archived)