Woah there Grrmachine, you just got served a ZINGER TOWER.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:06, archived)

I wish I had someone to make me soup

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:14, archived)

I'm sure MW's mum would get you some.
She'd be so pleased to see he actually has some company for once she'd make a special effort. When you had gone she'd probably keep asking MW when that lovely young man was going to visit again
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:17, archived)

I bet she's the type of homely mum who, when you come in, says
"ooooh, so you're Grrrmachine, little Wombat talks about you sooooo much!" while he's there saying "oh Muuuuu-uuu-uuuum!"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

Then she overdoes it on the cooking sherry and tries it on. Cue MW walking in at the worst possible moment.
'Oh muuuuum, not again!'
*comedy trombone*
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:20, archived)

I wouldn't mind a quick comedy tromboning off MW's mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

We shouldn't bully her, really.
She must be a fucking saint to put up with him.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:30, archived)

Who's bullying?
I just want MW's mum to flick her tongue over my anus whilst rubbing my penis, is that too much to ask?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

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( vladimir, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:33, archived)

Is Grrrmachine going to be MW's new daddy?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:19, archived)

This place gets more inbred every day :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 8 Jun 2011, 20:23, archived)