
now you've waded in like a clumsy oaf and ruined the impeccable timing of it all
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:38, archived)

If you're serious and are upset: Oh dude, sorry mate, good innings though?
If you're serious and you're not upset: How much for her last warn pair of knickers?
If you're not serious and are upset: Wait, I donno how this one would work.
If you're not serious and you're not upset: She can still be a go'er, it's when she's dead that she's gone.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:24, archived)

( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:28, archived)

she wasn't a lesbian, otherwise mongy's family tree would look a bit confusing
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:35, archived)

I wonder if she was her own grandma.
i feel muppets and youtube calling....
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:36, archived)

One thing I always really wished though when [person] died was that I got some sort of letter telling me "Cheers Pops, loves ya' Pops, money is in the violen case in the attic, Didn't mean X, hope you'll be alright, see you on the other side".
Never mind, I'll find out about that when I cark it, or if I don't, I won't be around to care.
( , Thu 9 Jun 2011, 20:41, archived)