Newcastle?
SPEWCASTLE more like. LOL.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

ROFL!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:00, archived)

PMSL boyo!
Oh hang on...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)

LOL yeah, lol... POOSCASTLE more like lol

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)

I have defecated and vomited in Newcastle
more than once.
( CowJam, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

at least there is one decent b3tan left
hello
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:14, archived)

I would reply
but I'm scared you might not be actually talking to me, then I will look like a dick. *replies*
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)

lol wot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:18, archived)

HATD, I am PROPER drunk. save me

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

BRILLIANT!!
It's not even fucking Wednesday! WHASSON?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

I've a nasty feeling Wednesday has slipped past

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)

there is always NEXT wednesday!
It's coming! have you been on the old rosie?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)

I'm on the old rosie as I type this
how was gas fella?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Fucking amazing!
the festival overall was pants but he is incredible. No dancing..just stood watching jaw agape in awe..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

I'm in two minds about whether I should've been there

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

I should mention

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

we have this next month
raveart.es/
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

That looks like fun!
saw Beardyman at the weekend and I was quite impressed! Any music in the sun is good. Are you going then? ARE YOU?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

My normal clubbing buddy said no

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

You need to find an abnormal one then
Abbey someone...Abbey normal.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

good job you didn't bother
really. Have a look at his tour dates, he goes everywhere..I want to come to you and see him!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:37, archived)

broady!
what gwan me bredren?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)

AaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaAAaaa etc
hi honey
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:20, archived)

Hello sexy.
I hope you're enjoying being PROPER drunk. :)
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

it's alright

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)

Make it better.
With nude jogging and vuvuzelas.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

but not at the same time
or you'll give the people at A&E a laugh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

Hello..
I was jogging in the privacy of my own home, naked, when I ACCIDENTALLY fell on my partners vuvuzela..
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

'Of course madam
can I ask why is there a condom on it?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

he was using it
as a muffler while trying to emulate Roy Castles best moments...
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

Haa.

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

I'm deeply hurt dude.
:-(
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:22, archived)

alright spoider

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:24, archived)

Awwright boy, how's tricks?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 0:27, archived)

JEWcastle more like!
Oh Christ, this isn't 1937 Berlin, is it?
* Sheepishly sidesteps into timemachine *
(disco_doctor "Am I in?", Fri 10 Jun 2011, 2:53, archived)