She's my cousins bridesmaid tomorrow
trust me, someone would find out. lol.

She seems proper filthy though. I wouldn't mind having someone to just throw about and have some really cheap, baser instinct fulfilling sex with.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)

Bet you end up getting pegged

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:47, archived)

And figged

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

and mugged, probably

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

By Suggs.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:19, archived)

Pegged?

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

When the lady puts on a strapon and does you up the bum
You Scottish know it as 'gowan hen, gi' me arse a good goin'
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:51, archived)

Nah, that'll never happen.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)

It's a slippery slope, one day you're having a nice pie sandwich
The next you're tied to a tree in the middle of the park and an alsation is eating pedigree chum off your dobber while yer bird plays vivaldi's 'the four seasons' on the violin as she dances round you wearing naught but a holly wreath
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:54, archived)

You're a strange, strange man.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:58, archived)

You say that now but you'll be enjoying Tree Vivaldi Dogsex before long
And then who will be winner? I.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

I've seen this happen

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

Yeah I hear it's pretty common in the East Riding

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:59, archived)

National sport of Bridlington
I'm in the West
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:01, archived)

I got my first tattoo in Bridlington.
True story.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

I'm from the 'riding which doesn't actually exist'
Fucking South Yorkshire man, it's not even a real shire
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:03, archived)

The Halifax building society once ran an ad
Basically saying they were the top dog over "all four Ridings".
Four. Tools.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:09, archived)

I still feel quite guilty about it
I was horrible to her when she had actual feelings for me. I was a right cunt when I was younger. I wouldn't mind but I was hardly beating the fanny off with a big shitty stick. Still, she ended up marrying a bloke called Jonathan ten years her junior. How very amusing. Not then ten year, thing. The name.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:48, archived)

i don't think being fit and attractive makes being a cunt more acceptable.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:49, archived)

You are correct
I'm very sorry :(
I hope you're not insinuating that I was ever fit or attractive? I'm too stupid at this time of day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:56, archived)

it wasn't intended in any way as a personal comment.

( sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:57, archived)

I'll come back and read this later when my brain works
Stop trying to confound me, woman!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:00, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:02, archived)

I had a lass called Debbie who was all in to me but had said from the word go it was just sex.
So I refused to go any further and was a bit of a dick really.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 8:52, archived)