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I've just left my car at the window tinters.
Now, while they rally it round Newcastle City Centre for 3-6 hours, who'd like to complain about JMG?
I provide a service for people upset on the internet.


No nonces.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)
JMG, what's your opinion on the rumours that the baldmonkey for mod campaign have taken a super injunction against Sammi to prevent her going public with the story of her LOLWAKI lovechild?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)
This is certainly an accusation I'd be thrilled to hear more on.
I demand an undercover sting operation in to this by our fake Sheikh, 90nz0.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
I'd certainly like to see gonz try to spell Sheik.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
i dunno, man
he plays zelda
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
I'd like to see how you would employ Gonz in such an endeavour

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee TeaBoy, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
it's good that you're here more during the day now
no point wasting your presence on the night owls
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)
As peppy as those night grazers were.
You can only last so long being the emotional punchbag for a man who's sat in the house all night long, sipping shandies and building up some internet rage.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:43, archived)
did you see this recently?
www.flamewarriors.com/index.htm
some devastatingly accurate portrayals there
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:48, archived)
Most of those people have fallen out with me.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
I've never tinted a window in my life
What tint are you going for?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:47, archived)
tintin in the land of the soviets

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
come on now manolith
tint tintin joke time
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
*Ripple of applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
on the tinternet

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
hey, for all his nonce like behavior mortal wombat is the only person who gazzed me his condolenses, perhaps his problem is he cares too much

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
my sweetheart m
this site is a much more beautiful place since I ignored that fuckwit, and the other fucking dullard, I totally recommend it.

until we are together again

b xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
dearest b, with all the money i will be soon rolling in i may well be in spain before you know it
all my love
m
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Nice one, I'll leave the 'back doors' open, if you know what I mean
looking forward to some proper window tinting my sweet

b xxx
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)
super, i might go on one of those round the world ticket things, do spain, portugal and greece, imagine that, cor
m
xxx
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
He got upset at SSG yesterday over nothing.
I was happy as it takes the emphasis off me for a short while.
SSG is such a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
Is it me or does 'window tinters' sound a bit wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)
'oof, right in the window tinters'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:51, archived)
I'd be careful of him, got a touch of the 'window tinters' about him

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:52, archived)
'if this carries on, we'll have to send in the window tinters'

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Have you seen the window tinters on her?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:59, archived)
Yes..
As I was typing I thought it sounded weird..
But what else could they be called?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:53, archived)
Dirty protestors.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
Bastards.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
opaquatheries

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)
Sounds a bit Moohalaa, like..

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
obfuscatorats

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:55, archived)
Delucidifiers

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 9:57, archived)
alright, bumeyes?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
Marc Almond wanted to get his car windows darkened a little bit
The woman at the garage asked him what he wanted doing with them, he answered 'Tinted, love'
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)
OHHH LORDY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
I always had him pegged as a window tinter

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:04, archived)
man, i can't think of any wordplay jokes to do with this
there's no pun in 'tinted'
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:06, archived)
you have to be careful with wordplay
tint whatcha do, it's the way that you do it
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)
Which was the first castle to protect its inhabitants from strong light and paparazzi?
Tintedgel
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:09, archived)
JMG, what is your reaction to the news that noit has broken his arm?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:11, archived)
I thought he didn't have bones in his arms, just spongy blood filled tissue and valves

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)
he broke them an' all

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
did he break it using those stupid leg things? i would lol at that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
he did, yes

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:33, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:38, archived)
mongychops: always delivering on promises

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 10:43, archived)