There should be no mods, there should just be a 'ban' button next to each users name that if pressed more than three times a week, the user is banned for a week

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:36, archived)

Or, even better:
Anyone who pressed it were banned for 2 days.
( magnum, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

Hah
See also: 'Post a new message', 'Login' and 'I like this!' buttons
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:38, archived)

But every time the button is pressed there's a .1% chance that cr3 will go round to the presser's house and poo in their mouth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:37, archived)

That already happens
He's been round here four times this week prising open my jaws and winging a brown one in
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:39, archived)

Four times in one week?
You'll make some folk jealous.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 10 Jun 2011, 16:42, archived)