We'll never be lovers :(((

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

Though I'm liking the sound of lemon rice

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:32, archived)

It's really nice
what's wrong with a chicken dupiaza?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)

I'll be honest, I have no idea what a chicken dupiaza is
as a stereotypical male, I order things like phals, cry a bit whilst eating it, then drink more alcohol to take the pain away
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:35, archived)

Much better to have something less hot
but much more tasty
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

See, that just proves you are a girl
hello, my name's broadsword, that's a smashing blouse you're wearing
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)

I'm actually eating a vindaloo and chips :(
I'm Dave the Trucker like everyone else
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:55, archived)

alright dave
that's a smashing cb radio etc
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Broady dislikes any curry which doesn't telegraph its exit loudly and clearly.
I am not such a fussy fucker though.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:36, archived)

I CAN speak for myself you know
it just comes out slurred and vaguely incomprehensible.

alright spoider
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)

Yeah doing good dude, ta.
How's tricks with you?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:43, archived)

Not bad, it's feria week over here, bar I'm involved with has a stand there, it's been pretty full on

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:45, archived)

Fucking nice one.
Any chance of an all-expenses paid trip for my humble self?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:50, archived)

In a word, no
but trying to sort out a work jaunt to the notting hill carnival if you fancy that, it's UK so I'll have crash space
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)

alright there Spider
how are you? This curry is lovely, and the naan is the nicest one I've had in ages
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)

I'm good thanks.
Won money on the euromillions, had a good day at work and have upcoming days off due to the kitchen getting extension work done starting next monday.

I don't think I've ever had naan bread, am I missing much?
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:47, archived)

Good for you, more than a fiver?
Naan bread can be really nice, not really worth buying seperately though. Good for finishing the rest of the curry with
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:49, archived)

€256
Going to put money down on a 3DS and OoT on monday (was putting money down anyway, but going to nearly pay it off now) First time I did the lotto in years too.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)

Nice piece of luck then
Maybe I should try the lottery
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:56, archived)

Place down the road did a 'bullet naan'
which was just fuck loads of chillies in a naan bread. I liked it, they've now shut down, there is a moral here somewhere.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)

You kill the things you love :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 0:57, archived)

That's not true
I generally build a relationship which is ultimately doomed with the ones I love.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:00, archived)

do they always destroy your ring?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:05, archived)

I wouldn't mind you destroying my ring
know what I mean? diddly wop bam BOOM
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 1:07, archived)