Sounds a bit like over here.
It's nice when it rains, especially because my girlfriend easily overheats, so his pain goes down in the rain. (Yes, I am using the correct pronouns, he's a transman who identifies as a genderqueer lesbian so he's my girlfriend. Oh gender, I feel like I should put wikipedia links or whatnot each time I enter new/old conversations)
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:10, archived)

Right, so your getting shagged by a tranny? That's what you're saying here?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

Unfortunately no shagging atm.
Hopefully when he's on Testosterone I will be getting shagged by him. I hope he keeps his boobs. He has really smashing tits.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)

Jesus :(
On a lighter note, how's your dad getting on after, you know, the stuff?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:21, archived)

Which stuff? There are so many of them. Hahaha.
I think my mum's trial is soon. I've not had much of a chance to talk to him. Also expensive for people to phone me. I'll see if I can get him something nice for father's day though.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:27, archived)

Christ, they're nailing your mum too?
You have all the luck.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

afaik my dad likes the publicity about the super injunctions and isn't gonna get done over it
my mum is involved in silly shenanigans and doesn't want me to talk about it unless I want to be a witness (to nothing!)
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

Sounds like you're best out of the way

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:42, archived)

Yeah. I've got my own stuff to sort though.
I need to see if I can get a job for the year as well.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

I've just remembered what your mum is up for
That's going to be quite an amusing trial.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:08, archived)

Yes, if only they could be broadcast.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:10, archived)

I'm sure the news media will give a fair and balanced report of the affair.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:17, archived)

Yes. As they are prone to do.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 10:23, archived)

Well that's new.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

OH INTERNET

( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:15, archived)

The internet is a wonderful place :)

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:18, archived)

So has he got a penis or not?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

Working penises are very very hard to do, apparently. So I think they're quite rare for transmen (that is, former women who identify as men).

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:24, archived)

If you're not gonna get a dobber what's the point?
The whole point of being a man is sticking it in various things to see what feels nicest
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:25, archived)

I saw a telly programme on this
It's really interesting how they do it but yes very difficult to achieve.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I'm not following.
This weirdo is identifying as a lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

Gender != sexual orientation.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

But lesbian => woman.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:29, archived)

Yeah, umm, I dunno about that one.
A heterosexual male and a homosexual female, though they're both attracted to women, have different identities and generally different ways in how they do it. The 'genderqueer' part means not identifying within the gender binary.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

I also identify as genderqueer on more of the masculine side, which makes things even more interesting.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)

Well he's currently female bodied if that makes it easier for you to think about.
Most transmen who're attracted to ladies prefer to think of themselves as straight, but because my guy just needs testosterone to stop himself from going crazy and is happy with most of his body otherwise, he's not too bothered about being labeled as straight. That's how I think it is anyway.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

Female bodied, and happy to stick with it.
Into women and happy to call himself a lesbian.

This is all sound like a boring old regular lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:38, archived)

Indeed.
Just requires T and prefers to go by male pronouns.

I don't care what pronouns people use for me, as long as I'm not "it". Though I think shim/zir are rather silly.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:39, archived)

I'd gone all the way round the pronouns and achieved this conclusion
A hormonally-imbalanced lesbo
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:40, archived)

Basically, yes.
At one point because of his illness he tried some birthcontrol (Estrogen sort) to try to fix some of the problems. But that increased his suicidal feelings a fuck load. He really needs Testosterone. I've been researching the NHS about it, it's quite useful that we'll be living in London.

Anyone got any ideas for places other than IKEA to get good and cheap shelving from? I can assemble any furniture.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

He's pre-anything.
And yes, Easty is right, penises are hard to achieve, I don't know whether my guy wants that op anyway. If you want information on the procedure the NHS has lots of great leaflets and such on their websites.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:26, archived)

I was lucky enough to be born with a penis and I'm not giving it up.
You're confusing me with him identifying as a lesbian.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:28, archived)

Pfffft.
It doesn't require a transplant you know?
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:30, archived)

I've seen the gender reassignment done the other way round (Channel 4, natch),
and that looked pretty gruesome.

Perhaps I could be the recipient of a penis transplant and have a double length penis.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:32, archived)

You can get a baby's arm sewn onto the end
If you're lucky they can hook up the muscles too so you can pick stuff up with it
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Trust me, it's not that great.
lololololihaveamassivepenis.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

Two penises!
Like a snake!
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:33, archived)

or perhaps just a limp noodle

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)

If I'm going to have a penis transplant then it's going to be a full size one this time.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

How about a prehensile penis.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

You can train one of those with cock push-ups.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

Though transplants can reject.
And then if it spread your penii would both reject you. You would end up cockless.

Would you take the risk? Also you'd have to buy big pants and trousers, and you would scare most ladies away with gigantocock.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:34, archived)

oh :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 9:35, archived)