HELLO!
I'm a bit ill. I have a manky throat. I want cheese and beans on toast* for lunch but I don't know if I'll enjoy it given I have a manky throat.

*cheese on toast with beans on the top. Not beans on toast with cheese grated on top.
( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:33, archived)

Cheesy beanos!
I nearly smacked my mate in the face the first time he uttered that phrase. Fucking child.*

*he was 13 at the time mind.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

I think cheese and beans will work well with a manky throat
They'll slip down there like spunk down a trouserleg
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:34, archived)

They are working very well

( CowJam, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:56, archived)

HOORAY
I shall take my trousers off in celebration
( Theoban What of it, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:59, archived)

Chicken noodle soup is the throat cure I use
You need warm slippery slimy stuff. Don't let the toast get too crunchy, or you'll be hacking up crumbs for the rest of the day.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:46, archived)

I vote for Soup, but soggy bread definatley.

( Tzarkahn is waiting for Christmas to come again, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:54, archived)