I found a pretty web developer girl on OK Cupid so I sent her the following message..... OH GOD, I'M GOING TO BE SINGLE FOREVER

<?php if ( ! defined('BASEPATH')) exit('No direct script access allowed');
class OKCupid extends CI_Controller {
  
  var $curUser;
  
  function __CONSTRUCT() {
  parent::Controller();
  $this->curUser->load($this->session->get_userInfo('loggedUser'));
  }
  
  public function index() {
  $prettyGirl = '*****';
  
  if ($this->curUser->getResponceCount($prettyGirl) < 0) {
  if ($this->curUser->timeSinceLastMessage($prettyGirl) > (time() + (24 * 60 * 60))) {
  if ($this->_attempt($prettyGirl)) { $this->layout->view('wait-a-bit'); } else {
  $this->curUser->setInfo(array('dinner' => 'pot noodle', 'telivision'=>'Come Dine With Me', 'mood' => 'gutted'));
  $this->layout->view('exit');
  }
  }
  } else {
  if ($this->	curUser->getLatestResponceInfo($prettyGirl, 'mood') == 'possitive') { 
  $this->layout->add_message('WOO HOO');
  } else {
  $this->layout->add_message('Never mind dude, plenty of fish and all that');
  }
  
  $this->layout->view('echo');
  
  }
 }
  private function _attempt($username) {
  $you = new User('username', $username);
  if ($me -> getMsgAttempts($you) < 1) {
  $this->layout->add_message("Remember to play it cool, give it a day or soo");
  $this->messaging->($me, $you, "Hello !", "Hi, you seem cool, how are you?");
  $this->curUser->addMsgAttempt();
  }elseif ( $me -> getMsgAttempts($you) > 0 && $me -> getMsgAttempts($you) < 2) {
  $this->layout->add_message("OK, but chill out, maybe she's busy or something");
  $this->messaging->($me, $you, "Alright there?", "I'm not sure if you got my last message, maybe something messed up, anyway, hello, how are you doing?");
  $this->curUser->addMsgAttempt();
  }else {
  $this->layout->add_message("She's not in interested");
  return false;
  }
  return true;
  
  }
  }
  

?>

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Oh Gonz

( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

Do you mean
"Oh Gonz, this is awesome!"
( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:49, archived)

Hush, child who thinks dressing as Optimus Prime while having your winky dangling out of the costume
And saying to ladies TOUCH MY MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP is a 'smooth move'
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:53, archived)

Totally works though

( Fengol my apartment smells of rich mahogany, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:30, archived)

yeah
spango is still going out with cr3
( magnum, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 15:33, archived)

haha
virgin
( moohalaa, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

What does this do?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 12:54, archived)

Keeps him in wanks for an eternity

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:00, archived)

Using the internet to facilitate wanking?
The man's a genius.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

IT GOT ME A MOTHER FUCKING REPLY ! YES ! =DDDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:02, archived)

WELL DONE!
Or is it?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:04, archived)

You know, gonz, I don't mean to piss on your chips, but you do realise that this is going to be another one of Wormulus's hilarious japes?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:05, archived)

Nah', I don't think so, she knows to much about web stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:57, archived)

Look, you're a decent bloke.
Just tidy yourself and your home up and stop having "friends" like everyone here.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 13:24, archived)