Does that really count as a conversation?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:38, archived)

It's the longest MW has ever spoken to a girl, on or off-line.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:43, archived)

Nothing like pity to make you feel a bit whorish :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:50, archived)

I don't know about anyone else here, but I've got my swiss army knife out to put a notch in my bedpost, just because I was here when the conversation happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

i've already cut one of my bedposts off

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

Better than your wrists and if you get some ketchup out you get the same amount of attention.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i don't crave attention unless it's from the internet
the internet has been compared to God
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:57, archived)

Does anyone have bedposts these days?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:55, archived)

i've got three

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

I wish you'd reply to your FB chat Gonz
I'm on tenterhooks here
( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

0o0o0oh, my work computer must be on FB Chat.
*Logs in*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:05, archived)

I feel snubbed. SNUBBED.

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:11, archived)

it does to me :(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:46, archived)

You should probably go outside and meet some real people then

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:51, archived)

it's a bit wet tho
i will be out tomorrow i think i'll just enjoy my pear cider at the moment though. thanks for your advice
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:54, archived)

ps. fancy a shag?

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 17:56, archived)

Eww :(

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:00, archived)

it's ok i've got a penis

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:01, archived)

I can't even begin to imagine the horrors that lurk therein

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:03, archived)

it's got two freckles on that look like a vampire bite
i think it probably is a vampire bite.

too much info? fine then.
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:04, archived)

Haha, you got a blowjob from a mosquito and it gave you the clap.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:06, archived)

:(

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

Is this your usual method?

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:07, archived)

i don't have methods
that i'm aware of
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:08, archived)

Thank fuck

( SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:09, archived)

i just talk to people
sorry if i've caused offence
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 18:13, archived)