I feel like battered shit
And Skegness is was every bit of a shithole as I thought it would be.

It's like Blackpool on chemotherapy, and with more trailers and inbreeding
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:06, archived)

Why the frig are you in Skeggy?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:14, archived)

Beach Tournament for the weekend.
I'm back now, but I think I need to see a doctor. I...saw things.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:22, archived)

I went once when I was a nipper
It scarred my soul
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:23, archived)

Everything is neon/sodium-lamp yellow
There were: 12 year-olds dressed in heels and heavy makeup
footy shirts
pregnant polish girls
fat people in electric scooters
illegal breeds of dogs on massive chain leads
stalls selling studded belts with replica guns for buckles
gaggles of wrinkly 40 year-olds on hen dos dressed as wild west hookers *bork*
chippies, pizza places and kebab shops crammed into 1/4 square mile
signs advertising 'family fun' as far as the eye can see...

I did like their breakfasts though. They got that shit right.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:41, archived)

top listing
( vladimir, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:45, archived)

on principle, i don't see anything wrong with there being footy shirts or girls being pregnant
and if you are so fat you can't walk, it's better to be able to get out still than to lie gathering bedsores
and i'm glad you find it so easy to identify "illegal breeds" of dog when the legal lines there are so blurry
and there's no reason why people you happen to find unattractive can't have a girls' night out in celebration
and i bet you eat chips and pizza sometimes and would love some family fun.

in fact you are probably jealous of all their family fun.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:46, archived)

i think frisbee boy is a snob

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

I don't have a problem per se with these things individually
but the above was pretty much full on, pretty much all the time.
It looked like a supercondensed version of Little Britain.
You can try to argue for their case all you want but it was fucking terrible to see.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:50, archived)

i went to the alps once, and there were all these people all dressed up in gaudy clothes skiing down mountains, then eating and drinking and going to nightclubs in the evening, you'd think they were on holiday or something, cunts

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:54, archived)

Unless the Alps were in your car or on the end of a fishing line, you went nowhere near them.
You terrible liar.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:56, archived)

i'll be able to go fishing much quicker in my new car

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:02, archived)

Oooooooh get her!
Nothing to see here
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 9:58, archived)

AS YET, no.
the boy's been hanging around and it's hush-hush, also he reads this forum, nudge wink, say no more (please)
:)
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:01, archived)

*nose touch*
*point*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:03, archived)

good work agent hush.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:20, archived)

I went to Blackpool a while ago
I don't know why. I lasted about ninety minutes, then the sight of smoking obese people in mobility scooters & the smell of tobacco everywhere broke me.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:00, archived)

At least Blackpool has some decent rides
You can get higher than the smoke clouds and the fatties are out of sight for a blissful 60 seconds.
I think it adds to the mystique of it all
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:12, archived)

unless the fat people are all at the bottom of the big wheel by chance and the motor grinds and fails and then you are stuck at the top legs dangling sadly :(
:(
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:36, archived)

Oh no you sound like you're talking from personal experience!
Oh Binky :(
How did the hen do go?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 10:58, archived)

it was alright, on account of how the p.e. teacher gaggle hardly spoke to me, despite them being the only people i knew properly apart from the hen,
BUT the lovely illustrator lady who i've met twice before had a lovely chat, very friendly, and i'm going to her degree show tonight now,
and the old housemate-of-hen knew noone at all and was absolutely smashing.
and obviously the hen herself is ace at mingling and that. And got all her dares done - collecting men's phone numbers and clothing and being bought drinks by strangers etc.
( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:05, archived)