what would you invent
chloe bale though, eh?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:32, archived)

icecream in a squirty can, like fake-whipped cream.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:33, archived)

basically ALL food , but spray on

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:36, archived)

cheeseburgers?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

plis

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

spaghetti bolognese that comes out like silly string

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

You now have me wanting
to see if baby food works in a spray bottle that I can take to work/festivals/bed.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

NONCE!

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:15, archived)

And a scummy one at that.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:24, archived)

a real live totoro that you can't hurt by squashing or mauling

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

kind of like a cat and a cushion and a stress ball all in one.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:34, archived)

half car half snack
something like a cheeseburger
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

floating.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

like, less gravity.

( sleepybinky, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:37, archived)

Hover spoons?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:46, archived)

bread
that'd be ace
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

imagine if you could SLICE it!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

I can't
that's just too much.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

wireless electricty
so no more plugs and shit loads of cables behind the telly
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:39, archived)

too late
already exists, if you want things to me massively inefficient.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:40, archived)

I don't

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

picky picky
you didn't say that!

Maybe HDMI 1.5 will support power. 1.4 supports ethernet, so who knows...
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:42, archived)

but I want it NOOOOOOWWW
*sulks*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

Price cuts suggest it's dog toffee...
www.johnlewis.com/230722207/Product.aspx?source=63258
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

how elegantly unnecessary
*buys four*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

four??
But now I can't get one!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

you can have one of mine...I'm just being greedy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:47, archived)

ducks with human legs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:41, archived)

think of the size
of the pancakes you'd need for them!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:43, archived)

storing movies on a compact disc

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:44, archived)

only if they were about a foot wide
that'd be ace. Everyone loves things when they get bigger.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

I want the entire Star Wars saga on a disc the size of a paddling pool

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:52, archived)

Stupid future.
I never lost a VHS or a Vinyl because someone put it back in the wrong case.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:59, archived)

an app
which lets you photograph wine bottle's recognises them, lets you rate them and use the aggregated data of thousands of other users to suggest other ones you might like without having to know shit about booze.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

a wireless optical mouse glove where you just tap or swipe your fingers on the table instead of buttons

or a mouse that is also a live turtle
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:45, archived)

think I've seen these
but without the glove at all, just shines an image down over your hand and works it out. Keyboard too... totally impractical no doubt.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

guns that you shoot but they bring people back to life

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:46, archived)

helium balloon lamps to replace street lamps
you just tie one to your coat zip or the string that holds your mittens through the arms of the coat
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

something that gives me a job and pays off my credit card and overdraft cheers

( moohalaa, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

get a printer and invent some £20 notes

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:56, archived)

booze that doesn't destroy your internal organs
also, cigarettes what don't give you cancer
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:48, archived)

a toilet with toilet paper strung across the bowl like a reel to reel with a high power motor for efficient bum flossing

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:49, archived)

lol

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

optics for milk and mayonaise and barbecue sauce that poke out through the fridge door

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:50, archived)

decent pva packaging

( mongychops, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

packag cloth
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:55, archived)

custom flat head nails with celebrity faces cast on the top
so you can smash les dennis into your shed
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:51, archived)

a wallet that cries like a child if it's not near you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:53, archived)

a reprap machine but for pie

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

Cheese

( BindiBaji, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

bags of peanuts you can open easilol

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:54, archived)

a central heating system that uses cold water and keeps your house cool in the summer

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 11:58, archived)

A hat that's actually two hats, but with the comfort of one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:01, archived)

Inflatable teeth

(wimbley is feeling hungover, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:03, archived)

A portable farm.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:04, archived)

Lipo batteries that can be charged in 10 minutes and don't cost lots of money

( M o D, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:10, archived)

Lithium...
...Polonium?
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:30, archived)

No. Lipo-suction.
You tape them to your belly and they convert fat into energy.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:37, archived)

Joy Division Oven Gloves

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:40, archived)

Sex.
I'd make a fortune.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:44, archived)

you wouldn't release it
under the GPL?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:48, archived)

Hell no.
No-one else would be allowed to do it unless they paid me a considerable sum.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:50, archived)

never ending tea

( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 13 Jun 2011, 12:59, archived)