I fixed my photoshop problem very nicely
so thank you anyone that helped yesterday.

I nearly posted a typo then that hinted at a past Candida infection (yeasterday)

so, um yeah; thanks

I knew this place would be handy one day
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:56, archived)

no problem I was happy to help

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:57, archived)

It's probably best to print the picture, paint out your face, and then scan it back in.
It's a little time consuming, but better than the swirl tool, which can now be hacked.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:58, archived)

you know what he did wrong?
Should've used a warp filter as well. THAT is cryptography at it's finest.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

or he could have fiddled kids wearing pastry on his face,
then he could be a paedofilo
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

or while drinking a popular aperitif
Paedofino
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:07, archived)

or mask made from baked creamy sliced potatos
paedauphinoise
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

Or at least had the support of a rich invester
Theo Paedophitis
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:14, archived)

then he might have had enough money to buy a little cay in the pacific to fiddle kids on
a paedo isle
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

or a pink mask with a long beak standing on one leg
Paedoflamingo
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:16, archived)

or had an unnatural and illegal sexual interest in children
Paedophilia
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

Manfred Mann's lesser known song

( magnum, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

^ THIS

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

Or while drinking 7up
Paedofidodido
( magnum, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

or he could only fiddle with them underwater, briefly returning to the surface for air or too tap an orange ball with his nose
and become a paedolphin
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

Or he could make a high protein bread out of dried and ground legumes;
pea dough
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:22, archived)

oh man, if you'd know your spices made from dried and ground sassafras leaves you could have had
pea dough filé
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:25, archived)

GAY

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:26, archived)

PAEDONOBBER

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:27, archived)

was this not a "cinnamon swirl" pun type thing?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:13, archived)

you don't deserve help, the nhs is too good for you, fucking die you ugly bitch

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

There's a point.
You people have a free health service, but there's still faith healers.
What the fuck's going on there?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

people are stupid
some of them still believe it god too.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:01, archived)

have you ever tried the nhs? a group of people trained for free by the state that still moan about their jobs, shitcunts

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

The Fairy Jobmother is on the telly
Makes me feel right middle class that does
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

dunno what that is, dont care either, fuck you all

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:10, archived)

who else do you go to if the sole has come off your shoe?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:03, archived)

it's who you visit if you can't get no sleep

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Right, you can fuck off and all.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

thanks

( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:19, archived)

*doffs hat*
Do I get a kiss as a thank you?
( CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

yes
XXXXXXXXXXXXX
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

COR!
Thank you
( CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

*bows*

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 20:59, archived)

*arrows*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

*stands up again*

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

*shoots you again!*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

It wasn't the shooting I was worried about what with
You holding a very skinny yet stiff rod in your hand.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

and thank you too
XXXXXXXXXXXX
( Clairebare Back once again with the Ill behaviour, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:20, archived)

I'm eating Skittles
They have blue ones now! They probably got the blue colouring cheap off of Smarties.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:00, archived)

i didnt help
But I'm sure I would've done if I could, so I'm definitely as good as everyone who did help.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:02, archived)

pretty much yeah

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:04, archived)

Everyone else is taking credit for things they didn't do
so why don't you? I had the magic touch... not them.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:05, archived)

Your answer was wrong.
Well intentioned, but I had to correct it for you.
( CowJam, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:11, archived)

ON A PHONE!
I got the 6 stars!
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:15, archived)

Anyway
I spent almost 2 hours cutting my kids out of some photos using gimp so I could put them on a mug for fathers day. Contractor pay for that... aces!

Hmm, sounds like I am making my own fathers day present... wow that'd be fucked up.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:17, archived)

making their real fathers present, you utter wanker

( mongychops, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)

Oi! I'm the daddy.
I have hair colour swatches to prove it.

And it's "Strawberry Blonde" thankyou... Less of the G word.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:24, archived)

careful
Internet bragging only ends in being called a liar. Possibly fat also.

Edit: see QOTW
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:18, archived)

please send the cheque to my business address

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 21:21, archived)